Generators/company.ps1
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function company { param( [ValidateSet('', 'catch', 'suffix', 'fluff')] $CompanyPart ) $companySuffixes = 'Inc', 'and Sons', 'LLC', 'Group', 'PLC', 'Ltd' $catchPhraseWords = ( ( 'Adaptive', 'Advanced', 'Ameliorated', 'Assimilated', 'Automated', 'Balanced', 'Business-focused', 'Centralized', 'Cloned', 'Compatible', 'Configurable', 'Cross-group', 'Cross-platform', 'Customer-focused', 'Customizable', 'Decentralized', 'De-engineered', 'Devolved', 'Digitized', 'Distributed', 'Diverse', 'Down-sized', 'Enhanced', 'Enterprise-wide', 'Ergonomic', 'Exclusive', 'Expanded', 'Extended', 'Face-to-face', 'Focused', 'Front-line', 'Fully-configurable', 'Function-based', 'Fundamental', 'Future-proofed', 'Grass-roots', 'Horizontal', 'Implemented', 'Innovative', 'Integrated', 'Intuitive', 'Inverse', 'Managed', 'Mandatory', 'Monitored', 'Multi-channeled', 'Multi-lateral', 'Multi-layered', 'Multi-tiered', 'Networked', 'Object-based', 'Open-architected', 'Open-source', 'Operative', 'Optimized', 'Optional', 'Organic', 'Organized', 'Persevering', 'Persistent', 'Phased', 'Polarized', 'Pre-emptive', 'Proactive', 'Profit-focused', 'Profound', 'Programmable', 'Progressive', 'Public-key', 'Quality-focused', 'Reactive', 'Realigned', 'Re-contextualized', 'Re-engineered', 'Reduced', 'Reverse-engineered', 'Right-sized', 'Robust', 'Seamless', 'Secured', 'Self-enabling', 'Sharable', 'Stand-alone', 'Streamlined', 'Switchable', 'Synchronized', 'Synergistic', 'Synergized', 'Team-oriented', 'Total', 'Triple-buffered', 'Universal', 'Up-sized', 'Upgradable', 'User-centric', 'User-friendly', 'Versatile', 'Virtual', 'Visionary', 'Vision-oriented'), ( '24hour', '24/7', '3rdgeneration', '4thgeneration', '5thgeneration', '6thgeneration', 'actuating', 'analyzing', 'asymmetric', 'asynchronous', 'attitude-oriented', 'background', 'bandwidth-monitored', 'bi-directional', 'bifurcated', 'bottom-line', 'clear-thinking', 'client-driven', 'client-server', 'coherent', 'cohesive', 'composite', 'context-sensitive', 'contextually-based', 'content-based', 'dedicated', 'demand-driven', 'didactic', 'directional', 'discrete', 'disintermediate', 'dynamic', 'eco-centric', 'empowering', 'encompassing', 'even-keeled', 'executive', 'explicit', 'exuding', 'fault-tolerant', 'foreground', 'fresh-thinking', 'full-range', 'global', 'grid-enabled', 'heuristic', 'high-level', 'holistic', 'homogeneous', 'human-resource', 'hybrid', 'impactful', 'incremental', 'intangible', 'interactive', 'intermediate', 'leadingedge', 'local', 'logistical', 'maximized', 'methodical', 'mission-critical', 'mobile', 'modular', 'motivating', 'multimedia', 'multi-state', 'multi-tasking', 'national', 'needs-based', 'neutral', 'next generation', 'non-volatile', 'object-oriented', 'optimal', 'optimizing', 'radical', 'real-time', 'reciprocal', 'regional', 'responsive', 'scalable', 'secondary', 'solution-oriented', 'stable', 'static', 'systematic', 'systemic', 'system-worthy', 'tangible', 'tertiary', 'transitional', 'uniform', 'upward-trending', 'user-facing', 'value-added', 'web-enabled', 'well-modulated', 'zero administration', 'zero-defect', 'zero tolerance' ), ( 'ability', 'access', 'adapter', 'algorithm', 'alliance', 'analyzer', 'application', 'approach', 'architecture', 'archive', 'artificial intelligence', 'array', 'attitude', 'benchmark', 'budgetary management', 'capability', 'capacity', 'challenge', 'circuit', 'collaboration', 'complexity', 'concept', 'conglomeration', 'contingency', 'core', 'customer loyalty', 'database', 'data-warehouse', 'definition', 'emulation', 'encoding', 'encryption', 'extranet', 'firmware', 'flexibility', 'focus group', 'forecast', 'frame', 'framework', 'function', 'functionalities', 'Graphic Interface', 'groupware', 'Graphical User Interface', 'hardware', 'help-desk', 'hierarchy', 'hub', 'implementation', 'info-mediaries', 'infrastructure', 'initiative', 'installation', 'instruction set', 'interface', 'Internet solution', 'intranet', 'knowledge user', 'knowledgebase', 'Local Area Network', 'leverage', 'matrices', 'matrix', 'methodology', 'middleware', 'migration', 'model', 'moderator', 'monitoring', 'moratorium', 'neural-net', 'open architecture', 'open system', 'orchestration', 'paradigm', 'parallelism', 'policy', 'portal', 'pricing structure', 'process improvement', 'product', 'productivity', 'project', 'projection', 'protocol', 'secured line', 'service-desk', 'software', 'solution', 'standardization', 'strategy', 'structure', 'success', 'superstructure', 'support', 'synergy', 'system engine', 'task-force', 'throughput', 'time-frame', 'toolset', 'utilization', 'website', 'workforce' ) ) $fluffWords = ( ( 'implement', 'utilize', 'integrate', 'streamline', 'optimize', 'evolve', 'transform', 'embrace', 'enable', 'orchestrate', 'leverage', 'reinvent', 'aggregate', 'architect', 'enhance', 'incentivize', 'morph', 'empower', 'envisioneer', 'monetize', 'harness', 'facilitate', 'seize', 'disintermediate', 'synergize', 'strategize', 'deploy', 'brand', 'grow', 'target', 'syndicate', 'synthesize', 'deliver', 'mesh', 'incubate', 'engage', 'maximize', 'benchmark', 'expedite', 're-intermediate', 'whiteboard', 'visualize', 'repurpose', 'innovate', 'scale', 'unleash', 'drive', 'extend', 'engineer', 'revolutionize', 'generate', 'exploit', 'transition', 'e-enable', 'iterate', 'cultivate', 'matrix', 'productize', 'redefine', 're-contextualize' ), ( 'clicks-and-mortar', 'value-added', 'vertical', 'proactive', 'robust', 'revolutionary', 'scalable', 'leading-edge', 'innovative', 'intuitive', 'strategic', 'e-business', 'mission-critical', 'sticky', 'one-to-one', '24/7', 'end-to-end', 'global', 'B2B', 'B2C', 'granular', 'frictionless', 'virtual', 'viral', 'dynamic', '24/365', 'best-of-breed', 'killer', 'magnetic', 'bleeding-edge', 'web-enabled', 'interactive', 'dot-com', 'back-end', 'real-time', 'efficient', 'front-end', 'distributed', 'seamless', 'extensible', 'turn-key', 'world-class', 'open-source', 'cross-platform', 'cross-media', 'synergistic', 'bricks-and-clicks', 'out-of-the-box', 'enterprise', 'integrated', 'impactful', 'wireless', 'transparent', 'next-generation', 'cutting-edge', 'user-centric', 'visionary', 'customized', 'ubiquitous', 'plug-and-play', 'collaborative', 'compelling', 'holistic', 'rich' ), ( 'synergies', 'web-readiness', 'paradigms', 'markets', 'partnerships', 'infrastructures', 'platforms', 'initiatives', 'channels', 'eyeballs', 'communities', 'ROI', 'solutions', 'e-tailers', 'e-services', 'action-items', 'portals', 'niches', 'technologies', 'content', 'vortals', 'supply-chains', 'convergence', 'relationships', 'architectures', 'interfaces', 'e-markets', 'e-commerce', 'systems', 'bandwidth', 'info-mediaries', 'models', 'mindshare', 'deliverables', 'users', 'schemas', 'networks', 'applications', 'metrics', 'e-business', 'functionalities', 'experiences', 'web services', 'methodologies') ) $formats = $( '{0} {1}' -f (person both last), ($companySuffixes | Get-Random) '{0}-{1}' -f (person both last), (person both last) '{0}, {1} and {2}' -f (person both last), (person both last), (person both last) ) if ($CompanyPart -eq 'suffix') { $companySuffixes | Get-Random } elseif ($CompanyPart -eq 'fluff') { $fluffWords | Get-Random } elseif ($CompanyPart -eq 'catch') { $catchPhraseWords | Get-Random } else { $formats | Get-Random } } |