Public/Get-Excuse.ps1
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<#
.DESCRIPTION Are you out of excuses. Let powershell help you .Link https://github.com/TheTaylorLee/AdminToolbox #> function Get-Excuse { [CmdletBinding(SupportsShouldProcess)] param ( ) if ($host.version.major -gt '5') { Write-Host " " Write-Error "This function only works in powershell version 5.1 or less." break } $ex = (Invoke-WebRequest http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/excuses -OutVariable excuses).content.split([Environment]::NewLine)[(Get-Random $excuses.content.split([Environment]::NewLine).count)] Write-Host " " Write-Host "$ex" -ForegroundColor Green Write-Host " " Add-Type -AssemblyName System.Speech $SpeechSynth = New-Object System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer $SpeechSynth.Speak("$ex") } |