Public/Get-Creed.ps1

function Get-Creed {

    [CmdletBinding()]
    [Alias('Creed')]
    Param (

    )

    Write-Host "
    .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,;;;,,;;;,,;,,,,,,,''',,',,,,,,'''''''''''''''''',,,,,;;::ccccl:
    ';;;;:::::::::::::::::::::::::ccccc::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;:cclloooddl
    ';;:;::::::::::::::cc:;;;,,;;::clllolc:;:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;:cccloodddl
    ';;:;::::::::::::::::,.','..,::::::clc:::::::;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;::ccloodddl
    ';;:;::::::::::::::;,;lxOkxl:,,,,,,;c:;,',,lkkl:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;::cclooddxl
    ';;:::::::::::::::coxO00KKXKOo,.,;,;cc:;;;,:kXKkl:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;::cllodddxl
    ':::::::::::::::cdO00000KK0KK0x:,;;;:::::;,:x0KXKkl;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;::ccllodddxl
    '::::::::::::::lx000000000000OOkc,,;,;;;,,,,oOKKXX0d:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;::ccllodddxl
    '::::::::::c::cx0OOO0OO00000OOO0x:''''',,,'':kKKKKXKd:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;::ccllodddxl
    '::::::::c:::cokOOOOOOOO000000000x;...''''..,d0KKKKX0d;;:;;;;;;;;;;;:::cllodddxo
    '::::::::c:::cxOOOOOOOOkOOO0000000o,....'''';dO00KXXKOl::;;;;;,;;;;;:::cllodddxo
    '::::::::::::cxOkkkkOOOOOO00K00Okkkl,''','',:xOO000KKK0OOkdolc:::;;;:::cllodddxo
    ':::::::ccloodxkxkkOOOOOOO000Okkkkko;'',,,,;cllllldkO0KKKKK0KK0kdc:;;::clllodxxl
    ,::codxkO00OkkkxxxkkkOkOkkkkdoc:::;,,;cloc,cd:''';:ldk0OxxkkO00000Oxdllccllodxxo
    ,ldk00KK000Odlodxxxkkkkkxolcc:;'....';;:c;';:;:;;:ccoxOOddxxkkOOOO00KK0xooooodxo
    cOKKK00Okdxdc;codxxkkkkxdoc:cll:;,;:;,,,,;;:ccclldkOOkOkoodxxkkkkOO00OO000Okxdxl
    oXXXK0Okxoc:ldoclxkxxxxkkkxkkkddolll;;c:;clccccccclkK0KOlcldxkkkOOO00000KKKK0OOo
    dXXKK0OOkdo::cc;;ldxxdxkOO00OOkkxo;,';l;.;do,cdc:::dO0Kkc;:codxxkkOO0KKKK0000KKx
    dXKK0OOOkxo:,',;:;:codxxxkO000Oxd;.''cd,.'ld,'lc':occxOo:,,,:lodxxOO0000KKKKKK0d
    dXKK000OOxl:,',;;;;;,:coddxkkxdxl,,,.;l' .;o;.;l..:,.,llc;,,;:cldxkOOOO000KKKKKd
    dXXKK00OOxl;'.',,,,;,,,;;:cclloo,'. ,:'...;' .'..'...ld:'''',:coddxkOOOOO00KKKd
    dNXKKK0Okxl,...'',''',,,''''';x:.,. .................,ll,..,;;:clloxkOO0OOkkkko
    dXXKKK0Okxl,.....''''''.'''''lo..;. . ............'....,;'.',;;:cclodxkOOOOkddl
    dXXKKK00Oko:.. .........'::,:o,..'.....''.........:c;...'.....',;:codddxxxkOOxdl
    dXXXKK00Oxdl,............:ooc;'.. .. 'ool'.,;.'c,.'ll,'........,;;::cooddxxkkddl
    dXXKKK00Oxol:'.. ....'...,;;''......,l:;..:l. ;l;...';,''''....',;;cllolldxdodl
    dXXXXKK0Okdl:'... ..............'...'.. .;c'..;;,'.,c;'.......',,;clllooodoloc
    dXXXXKK0Okdlc;... .''..........:l,.......''....'...',,;'.........':lloooooccoc
    dXXKKK0OOxdol;.... .;cl:,.....'lo:'..'.............................,clollc::loc
    dXKKKK0OOkxdl:..... .,ccll:,...':, ......................... ......,;lollccccl:
    dXKK0OOOOOOxoc'.....',:cccc::;'... ...............',;,. ,odoooocccc:lc
    oKKK0OO00Okddl'...',,,;:cccccc::,...............',;;:c:' 'dkxxdollcllo:
    lOOOO0K00kxddl,..',;;;:::ccllllc:;,'''.....''',,,;;::c;'. .',;;:cllcldxl
    ;ddddddddooolc,...',,,;,,;;::::;;,,''''......''''',,;;,. ... .,:;;:c:
    "
 -ForegroundColor Green
    Write-Host " "
    Write-Host "Oh, you think Powershell is your ally, But you merely adopted Powershell. I was born with it, molded by it. I didn't see the GUI until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but Blinding!" -Foregroundcolor Yellow
}